Jacob Sartorius Killed Me!!!!!
Watching Netflix in my orange pyjamas and sweatshirt as thoughts swam through my head. I went to check my Instagram, but right when I opened it my power went out and there was a long silence then lots of thunder. All of a sudden Jacob Satorius appeared and started singing and I said "Cancer!!! I have cancer!!!" He just kept singing a Drake knockoff "Chillin' with your hair tied, No makeup with some sweatpants on." Right then I dug a huge hole and died.
100WC By Donut The Duck
Wednesday, 18 May 2016
Thursday, 12 May 2016
Week 17
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Cassidy. When Cassidy was a child she heard a myth about a stairway in the sky, and if you ever got to the top you would be granted with magical powers. Cassidy was only nine when she decided to go looking for it. She looked for years, until one day she was coming home, she found it. She climbed to the top where she was granted her powers. That's how Cassidy ended up with the power to grow zucchinis in seconds and spray sunscreen from her eyes.
Tuesday, 10 May 2016
Week 15
"I bet you can't through the water-bottle straight into the bin", mocked Jack as Jane carefully aimed towards the opening in the bin. "Yes I can, watch", Jane through the water-bottle gracefully into the bin."Ya, but you scrapped the bin". Bah.. thought Leo the water-bottle, 'you scrapped the bin'. Of course nobody cares about throwing an innocent little water-bottle. And the bins themselves, there so conceited and omnipotent. If only people weren't so violent. "If you want to get rid of rubbish, please be less violent", he screamed, but of course nobody heard him. Poor little Leo.
Tuesday, 3 May 2016
Week 16
I was walking through the woods one night, snow was gently falling. I wondered why no one was out on a beautiful night like this. The moon and stars were shining, barely visible through the trees. Shivering in the snow, I felt like I was being followed. Suddenly, I heard something behind me, so I turned around, but before I could someone grabbed my shoulders and pushed down, making me fall. She dragged me into the woods. I struggled to get loose but somehow, she managed to keep me contained. As we went on into the woods...
Thursday, 21 April 2016
Week 14
"One day the door bell rang. Excitedly, I ran to the door thinking it was my friend, Brynn, but it wasn't her. All there was was a box. I picked up the box and took it inside to open. When I got to my room I put my hand in the box and felt nothing. Absolutely nothing was in the box. I felt around to make sure, thats when I found the map and why I'm here." I told the man in black.
"Interesting," he said as if he was questioning if he would believe me. Of coarse he did, everyone does...
"Interesting," he said as if he was questioning if he would believe me. Of coarse he did, everyone does...
Wednesday, 13 April 2016
Week 13
Black Hole Syndrome
I was having a nap today. When I woke up, I had a spot on my body. Barely anything. Just a tiny black spot on the palm of my hand. Then it suddenly grew! It was as thick as a pencil. I looked quizzically at it. All of a sudden it became twice its size! I looked around, trying to find something that could get it off! Nothing. And the spot kept growing bigger by the second!
“Stop!” I cried, “Please!”
But the spot grew and grew. And now, my body is just a big, black spot …
Wednesday, 9 March 2016
Week 10 😊
"Hello sirs, may I bother you for a second?" An oddly dressed man inquired.
"Sure," one man answered happily.
"I am asking visitors what we could do to make our country greater. Do you have any suggestions?"
" Maybe you could umm... make your country…” the other man stammered, “more eco friendly?.”
All of a sudden they faded away.
In the morning, my Mom and I went to check out the new park being built near my house . I saw the men from my dream as statues at the park, and I could swear one of the men winked at me.
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